At the bottom of page 10 appears an inexcusable garbling of quotations. A quotation from Gorden v. Witty , App. Stern , Supp. JS —8 , 1 : —8 , , —7 ; 2 : —2 , , , quotation from 1 : , cf. Mahony also contributed some of the earliest and best papers which appeared in Bentley's Miscellany in Turner attempts to explain Wittypate's 'Oh, that's my charge, father' as either meaning 'that's the responsibility I charged you with, father' or as a burlesque quotation or, in fact, misquotation of the Old Knight's line Quotations wanted , Union Jack flag , Witty classical quotations , Somerville family , Shakspeare's Cliff , called Hay Cliff , The Quotable Quotations Book.
New York , Thomas Y. Crowell , LC Skip to content. Words have the ability to express thoughts, and also the power to make us laugh. This book contains a selection of such quotations, carefully selected in a strict editorial process—they are mostly short, intelligent, funny, often sharp and sarcastic, and most importantly, quotable. Don t get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
People are always asking me in interviews, What do you think of foreign affairs? I just say, I ve had a few. Everybody drinks water. Me neither. Adams u Restaurant critics—even great critics are like very bad lovers. Lewis v 51 v I used to believe that chiropractors were charlatans, but then I went to one and now I stand corrected.
Earl of Gurney: Simple. Why should other planets be any different from this one? I hate everyone equally. Norman Collie u Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. White u If there is anybody here that I have forgotten to insult, I apologize.
Like pigeons, or Catholics. Johnson u Man is one of the toughest of animated creatures. Only the anthrax bacillus can stand so unfavourable an environment for so long a time. You are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people. He has a great idea for a new triangle. They are the best parts. In fact, our bombs are better educated than the average high school graduate. Whitney Brown u Wilde: I shall always regard you as the best critic of my plays.
Tree: But I have never criticized your plays. Humphrey u When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did—in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. The dead bird does not leave the nest. Just like everyone else. Feynman v 68 v Of her ex-husband: He would grab me in his arms, hold me close—and tell me how wonderful he was. Adams u Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal. Having acquitted himself well, he was stopped, to which he replied: Oh, do let me go on, I want to see how it ends. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. Mencken v 77 v Enjoy life. Kaufman v 79 v Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. That is why he made so many of them. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. I had the radio on. I start to get the urge to conquer Poland. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. He used to be depressed and miserable. Or needs to. Clarke u Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. Especially when your parents have done it for you. Fields v 95 v Age is a question of mind over matter. Clarke v 96 v I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Mel Brooks: Bullshit! I want to achieve it through not dying. God has written all the books. Adams, Franklin Estadistica Inferencial February 1.
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